
I'm not entirely sure why I get so excited about the Art Fair. For some reason, more than anything else in Ann Arbor, I equate the art fair with summer. It seems to happen right when summer finally turns hot, and there are kids at lemonade stands taking advantage of the influx of people, and tourists in shorts and flip-flops and sunglasses. When the art fair comes to Ann Arbor, I think now it is summer, and yet this is also about the time of year when summer begins winding down. We have passed the summer solstice and the days are getting shorter again. The semester at the community college is nearing an end and my students are beginning to get antsy to be finished. I am starting to realize how much I have left to do and how little time there is to do it. August is like a non-month. It is where everyone is moving back to town, or back home, or taking last-minute vacations, or getting married (Kelsey...), and then suddenly it is September and the summer I anticipated is just a memory, and I am once again back to eight months of getting through life until summer hits again.
That's kind of depressing.
So I will end this blog on an up note (sort of) that has absolutely nothing to do with the rest of the post, because I wanted to share one of the strangest news stories I heard this last week on the radio. It was about a young woman in the UK who felt a strange vibrating that she thought was her cell phone. After more than four hours, though, she finally checked and discovered that it was not actually her cell phone. It was a bat. And the bat was in her bra.
I am completely baffled by how you can not notice a bat in your bra for four hours (although I am not particularly, er, well-endowed, so perhaps my perspective is slightly skewed). Go look it up - it's great fun to think up terms to put in your Google search bar for this one ("woman bat bra cell phone"...).
4 comments:
She had a BAT IN HER BRA!?!?!?! Oh my gosh, that is so scary! Now I'm going to be paranoid. Why did it take her so long to realize where the vibrating was coming from!? That's hilarious.
I'm with you. How could you possibly not know that you have a hitchhiker in such a delicate place?!
The art fair sound like a lot of fun!
I so wish I was at the art fair with you. I miss the free mentos the most I think : ) AND I'm excited to see you in less than two weeks. AND how did the bat get in her bra? That's what I want to know.
I once found a whole gaggle of geese in my bra. Boy was that confusing and uncomfortable!
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